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Please email the editor with any running problems that you may have. She will forward them to LeQuene who is always ready to answer the questions that you have never dared to ask another runner.

Here's some sample letters from a 1998 newsletter:

Dear LeQuene:

I recently experienced a very embarrassing moment. Being a race director of the Spring Fever 6 and 2 races, I arrived at Cinder City Park early. While waiting for others to arrive, it occurred to me to test fire the starter's pistol. Fortunately for me, the gun worked, but unfortunately for me, I tested it in my car with all the windows rolled up and my ears are still ringing. I really want to make sure that none of the guys I run with learn about my little blunder. How do I make sure that this is kept a secret?

Tom Janssen

Dear Tom Janssen:

Whatever you do, don't let your blunder appear in the newsletter! That would be like ... a very bad move on your part.

Dear LeQuene:

I've recently just gotten married and am deliriously happy except for one slight detail. My new husband is highly competitive and seems to be frustrated that he can never outrun me. To help our relationship should I start letting him win in the future?

Emily Plaskey

Dear Emily:

Isn't that what all of us women have been doing for years?